I’m supposed to be telling you about denim; denim contrived in D.C., made in L.A., and available for shipping anywhere your doorstep may reside. However, the photography on DURKL’s site was too, too incredible to focus only on their new cut-and-sew pantalones (available in both classic and slim fit cuts), so I’ll give you a brief rundown, then move on to what I really want to say. Brief rundown goes as follows: If the tight, acid-washed denim that you share with your girlfriend lost its charm when you and your nine-year old cousin showed up wearing the exact same outfit this Thanksgiving, this is where you go next. It comes in purple, cyan, yellow, black, and white, and a better pair hasn’t existed since whatever everyone rocked in The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Some free advice from me: You’ll want to wear your pants — any pants — with the Pump (in white) tee or the Crooked (in orange, if you can pull it off) tee. Note to boys: some of the guys on that site are modeling the shirts in sizes too big for their bodies. Let’s not take any cues from that — I had a boyfriend like that once, and it sucked. Draw inspiration from the well styled pics of the Summer ‘07 line instead, and buy some of it if you can. And here’s what I really want to say: Your girlfriend wants these. Trust me.

Our insane, and insanely-fun pals at DURKL just sent me a sneak peak of their newest line to share with all the readers. On the left they’ve got a maze all-over print that comes in yellow and black on fuchsia, or yellow and purple on aqua. They describe the shirt to be SO mind boggling that you may actually experience levitation while wearing it. On the right is their new DURKLMANIA T, a shirt they recommend to be ripped off, rather than simply taken off. Lots of neon, patterns and crazy looking designs. Bold, proud and colorful. Keep up the great work you future handsome millionaires, you.

I was pleased to finally see an update to one of the funniest t-shirt fashion sites on the net: Durkl. They just launched a new Spring/Summer line with some funky fresh t-shirts. They also added a new section that’s dedicated to rare finds that, as they say, are simply “awesome”– they call it Stylin’. Stylin’, like an extremely rare Spudz Mackenzie Bud Light sweatshirt for $90 or an old school two-tone mickey mouse hoodie at $70, overpriced much? Either way check the new site out, I’ve been wearing my Future Handsome Millionaire shirt with pride for months.

I’ve been rocking my recently acquired DURKL “Future Handsome Millionare” with pride lately. DURKL’s new line can be described as “ill, suave, fly t-shirts”, and the designer has a great sense of humor– which can be seen in all of his designs. “The man behind DURKL is a trilingual breakdance, kung-fu, and bird calling legend from Washington D.C, a nationally known fresh juice aficionado, a local designer, and a duel Guiness Book of World Records holder. He held and still holds the Guiness Book record for the most expensive orthodontist bill as well as the record for spiking the most punch in High School.” Keep up the good work, guys!