Oh lovely; I adore writing about music festivals that I won’t be attending. At least Camp Bisco 6 looks like it will feature primarily electronica — a fact that will make both my future absence less painful (not really my thing), and prep those of you who are into that for some nail-biting, particularly once I get into the line up.

Taking place in Mariaville, NY from August 16-18, Camp Bisco 6 will feature a solid list of electronica/hip hop/rock heavy-hitters, including Girl Talk, Amon Tobin, the Bays, Shpongle, Bustle in Your Hedgerow, Lyrics Born and Hallucinogen: In Dub’s first ever U.S. performance. In following with the eco-concert trend, the event will be powered by 100% renewable energy, and will be attended by our friends Conscious Alliance, who will once again be collecting food in exchange for a Rob Pea limited-edition poster.

You can grab a ticket here for way less than what I threw down for Coachella, then hang out for three nights in a place that, incidently enough, sounds a whole lot prettier than Coachella. Yep, still not my thing, but I know some people who are awaiting this concert with the furor of the second coming, so have fun… hippies. Kidding! Kidding. Kind of. Sort of. (Not really.)