Jack Spade has had it up to here with the hoodlums plaguing the streets of New York, and has responded like any self-respecting man of fashion (ahem… gone and designed another wallet). Not just any wallet, obviously; this twill masterpiece offers the ultimate in theft deterrence via a sweetly embroidered phrase sure to sent shudders through dark corners everywhere: Don’t steal my fucking wallet.

Would have been cooler if it you could just make it blow up, but whatever.

Via Complex