The essential guide to defending yourself against the coming rebellion, Daniel H. Wilson’s first book, How to Survive a Robot Uprising, is “an uncomfortably humorous survival guide” for the war of the future. Wilson, who received his Ph.D. from the Robotics Institute of Carnegie Mellon University, highlights the future attackers from toasters to would be “terminators” and gives insight into robot weaknesses and guides on weapons to defeat them. It was also announced recently that Mike Myers will star in a movie by the same name that is based on the book. It may be a small possibility, but “take no chances. Arm yourself with expert knowledge. For the sake of humanity, listen to serious advice from real robotics experts. How else will you survive the future in which robots rebel against their human masters?” Get this book for any robot-fanatic, seriously.