I’ll save you the pain of reading the IM transcript in sadly broken French between Josh and myself earlier, and instead just show you the hotness that is Katrin Greiling’s je m’appelle moustache lightbulb er, adornments. I can’t decide if they’re more Mr. Potato Head or Archduke Franz Ferdinand, but either way these leather-and-silicone decorations will make those bare lightbulbs hanging from your ceiling look like you actually meant to leave them like that — and require much less effort and/or patience than trying to grow a Fu Manchu yourself.