Congratulations to Lee, our first week’s winner in the Momimomi Naughty Holiday Limerick Competition. He will be receiving a 3 month subscription to the best t-shirt subscription program in the world! Without further adieu, the winning words:

In a town with shirts galore,
There was one bare-breasted whore.
She flashed with pride
As she watched the tide
Carry her wardrobe from shore!