Most of your friends probably don’t have paparazzi following them around every day trying to get a sneak peak of the garments covering their unmentionables — unless, of course, their first names are Paris, Britney, and Lindsey. However, that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try to make your friends feel famous by letting them know someone just might be trying to get a peak of what they wear down there. This hand-woven coconut fiber welcome mat from Uncommon Goods emblazoned with the message “Nice Underwear” ought to do the trick, because hey, they probably wore that thong under their kilt for a reason, it would be a shame if someone didn’t appreciate it.