For all of you who plan to shoot your own turkey for Thanksgiving this year, you best order some buckshot from Season Shot. These shotgun shells not only allow you to shoot-dead that hapless gobbler, but they are environmentally friendly (the shot — little bb’s — are biodegradable), and most importantly– the bb’s season your bird on impact. With flavors like cajun, lemon pepper, garlic, teriyaki, and honey mustard, how can you go wrong? I know what you are thinking– ‘this must be a joke.’ But let me assure you, this is the real deal. Reportedly, advertising sharp shooter GSD&M is pitching Season Shot at this very moment (now that was a joke). And for all of you cannibals out there– don’t even think about it.