How many times have you been in this situation? You’ve just taken what seems like a 92-hour flight to the Australian mainland, hailed a taxi to the beach, plunked yourself down in the sand and said, “now what?” Please don’t answer, it’s a rhetorical device to help us talk about Two Birds One Stone, a new online lifestyle mag that focuses on not just partying, art, and fashion down under, but really anywhere you can run around in a tiny swimsuit. You have to register to participate, but as part of their launch, TB1S wants to give you a chance to win either a trip to Queenstown, NZ to indulge in board sports and casual sex, or Barcelona, Spain to see Jack Johnson and eat in some swank restaurants. So, that seems like a fair incentive to sign up. Which leads us to our next rhetorical question: when is a banana hammock not appropriate?